Tuesday, March 11, 2014

worst time to be in Otahuhu

..is when school is just about to break out, when big island mommas drive very very slowly towards the gate and park on 'no parking lanes' - in the big square people movers.
And when they illegal stop in the middle of the drive and hog it like a boossss, you know in your heart they are in the wrong but the look that momma gives you says "I'm gonna crush you with my pinkie and snack on you for afternoon tea" ...so back your small piece of shit University GPSed car onto the curb and inch your way out. Like a coward.
Big mommas totally own this crib!

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