"Come home with a pregnancy and then you will see what I will do to you, ua e iloa?
In fact, you won't be able to see what I will do to you. Because I will strangulate you until your eyes pop out"
(Vaai i ai i le mea o le'a ou faia i'a oe pe'a e faamaga mai ua e ko e?!)
End of sex education.
"Let us pray...Faafetaaaiii i le Atuaaaaa!"