Friday, March 01, 2013

The Panty Thief

There's a boy in my village 
Who likes to sniff panties. 
Bras.
Anything that touches the body of a woman. 
His name is Ulia. 
Why do I know this?
Because everybody knows. And that means someone told somebody who told nobody who then told me. 
Ulia therefore, is a panty sniffer.
We taunt him so and he throws rocks at us for saying so.
But why in the world will he lie, when Moaga  saw him with her own two eyes running off with her panties one evening?
Why would anyone want to steal Moaga's panties that are the size of a mature sting ray?
I really don't know why
But I want to find out because I'm missing a few from the line.

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