1: I'm amazing
2: I'm a Goddess (meaning I can also see you rolling your eyes with disgust from here, stop it).
3: I'm spe'th'ial.
but what you don't know about me is:
I can't wind a f@:.&?/ bobbin.
And before you say, Google it...
I googled it, Youtubed it and followed everything the smug domestic sewing superstar bitches say in the YouTube you should do.
Argh......I have to finish the Tinkerbell costume for Moelagi before 11 am tomorrow or she will turn into a grumpy piece of shat.