Saturday, January 26, 2008

Crook Alert: You have been warned

There are two kulukus doing their rounds around the pacific and elsewhere pretending to be something else, have been warned.

Already, they have misled many people in Samoa and have gotten away with it.

Their names are :
Ev Lubinski and Richard Rowland.

To see some of the stories regarding their dodgy dealings:

Sunday, January 06, 2008

I want to be a domestic goddess

We've been to obsessed with moving ahead with changes and progress, so much so that I can't bake a farken cookie.

Domestic is the new black, for me that is.

I've decided to get back to the kitchen and put on my apron(when i can:-)

yeah i know, i'm pissing off all the die hard feminists and their hairy underarms and braless titties, but before you get out your dildos, hear me out.

It just occured to me that I can't bake for sh*t,

And I can't sew. (apart from hemming a ie lavalava, sad sad)

These things have taken a backseat in my loife as a Mellinium Goddess.
Imagine the species of my generators (tion), efficient in templates, superstars in mnimising images to upload, masters in buying online, but who is roasting the turkey for Christmas? Who is sewing Master 5's superman costume ?

Despite our freedoms, have we become a breed of incompetent dependents, ordering our meals from Shan Cung Pao, buying our clothes from Mao Tse Bung and eating our cakes from the Cheese Cake Factory?

I have gone full circle indeed, from being the stauch (another word of fiapots) girl power to the domestic wannabe, scared that tomorrow i'll be that lady that couldn't.
Something should be done.

I will bake my cake.

And eat it too.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

For 2008, I hope to be more organised - diarising at work, and at home more consistently.

I will travel more - to Europe and hopefully Oman/Dubai(eaither one-to see Mex)

I will make more money -by being more efficient with my time, using the systems given more effectively, paying more attention to detail, service calling, taking initiatve in product knowledge, familiarise myself with industry website processes, destinational knowledge, sell more insurance and make more money.

Can't you tell i work in sales???

I will drink less coffee, walk more, be kinder (thats a toughie), eat less chocolate, play sport, go to church at least once a month, get in touch with loved ones more by traditional means such as seeing them, or writing snail mail to them, (Bebo, Facebook doesn't count),

So, Help Me God.