Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Pasifika Festival, Pacific Trade Show, Opera Musical & Tahiti sexuality all in a week's work


The Pasifika Festival, with an attendance of more than 220,000 people this year was once again held at Western Springs.

Pati Levasa, 4 time world champ in fire knife dance competition performed with us for the Air New Zealand Opening Night.
FYI, I gave my camera to my 10 year old niece Gasolo Laban,,,thus the 'high' quality and peculiar angle of the photos..heh.

The Samoa Tourism Authority Dance Group again' performed.
But this year, instead of bringing uninformed female ditzers from sachic, we used samoan dancers here on the third biggest island in the samoan archipelago...Aukilani.

So only the 7 tattoed males and Miss Samoa travelled here, while the remaining 9 girls went straight home after Melbourne Commonwealth.
Of course, i'm not their favourite person right now, thanks to sending them back instead of a one week holiday in auckland. Let them hate, i don't kive a care.

Meanwhile, the auckland girls, of Sei Polynesia Dance Group did a marvelous job...and saved the struggling samoan taxpayer 30+ thousand on airfares, per diems and extra costs.


Here are some pix from the weekend....


Including one of the girls performing for Opeloge's Opera
'Aua e te tagi, Don't you cry' Original Samoan Opera
which featured Ben Makisi and Frieda Heidl from Austria..


The star of the show, 6 year old Samoan Selu Kian acted as a dying child from the Influenza that plagued Samoa and killed a considerable proportion of the population.
She was 'o' for awesome.,...next stop, oscar nomination!!

Pacific Trade Expo
held at Manukau Telstra Clear Events Centre.
All Pacific Islands included, most have travelled to Aukilani for this inaugural Pacific Trade Show.

David Vaeafe, Programme Manager Pacific Corporation Foundation, Falute Miss Sachic and Vaatuitui Apete Meredith Vice Consul, Trade, Samoa Consulate Office in front of the Tourism booth.

Falute and the boys after opening the first Pacific Trade Expo at Manukau.



Doing the fiacanada at the tourism booth, before trading started., that's aleki whose been dancing with sta for about 4 years now and has a palagi girlfriend to prove it, they met in geneva when we performed at the world summit on ict, and now the keige followed him to samore...a malamala age si keige i amioga le popoi a kama samoa ...kalofa, tsk tsk...


Tahiti, 'land oozing with virgin sexuality and masculine kinky savagery'
Tahitian Dance Emsemble
The Tahiti Dance Group were flown in by Tahiti Tourisme, (similar to our own deal where dancers travel to perform abroad) to perform for the Trade Expo.
If the (women's rights and cultural experts advocates) concern in the Pacific is to dispel Polynesian stereotype of polynesian women and sexuality, Tahiti is rowing their canoe the other way and taking the 'sexual' label in their stride.
It works.
Unfortunately.
The high male-female ratio of tourism arrivals prove this...


It is hard to keep a straight face when you have sweaty pelvises thrusted tho and from your facial hair, sweaty half naked tattoed men with g-strings visibly biting into their asscracks and young girls vibrating at 150kph to tantric drumbeats and screams of a ragged old chief,. Tahiti, land of sexual desires....

There is of course the call to promote what is truly 'cultural' when selling a destination, but what if that is simply ,..boring?
I'm biting my tongue here, especially because we do exactly what Tahiti is doing, 'spicing up our cultural presentation to suit the market', i.e we wear sleeveless puletasis, with figure hugging patterns and create dance moves and would be frowned upon in Savaii, but only when we're far away from home.
The difference is, we will keep the key aspects that make our country 'special' *pronounced in a handicapped sort of way*...i.e, we won't be sexually suggestive, nor would we mock our dances with hip hop adaptations just to humour the foreign crowd.
but then again, we have fUGGall in our marketing budget, Tahiti has sh!tloads, they can afford to play kinky on NZD$3.5 million per annum on travel costs.
Samoa, "land of crap tourism budgets and corrupt cabinet decision making"

Speaking of which, Nydia, if you think Polynesian Airlines have dramas with questionable managerial appointments, you aint seein' nothin' yet,...spend a day at tourism and you'll learn that 1. life is about keeping yo dramas to yoself and yo momma and 2. youre only safe if your uncle is the boss - preferably.. otherwise, have an affair with the boss.
i do the first thing well, my momma will vouch for that, and my uncle hates the boss but the thought of an affair makes me wanna slit my wrists and mix it with my qfshot.
now theres a combination to get me toasted.
bugga.
but back to more pix from Tahiti, 'land of repressed polynesians and playground for perverted greedy frenchmen'
Lastly, i leave you with this *~~If sex sells, why is Kroad fraught with grafitti, leaky buildings and derelict meth labs?~~*

7 comments:

supasta said...

Hi Fotuosamoa...
Beautiful site you got here..
keep it up

take care and have a good one

adios

Shark Girl said...

loogin' kood. kood to know you're keepin' busy bein a ho and all at these festivals. harhar.

ching ching bebe...

Goddess of Savaii said...

nydia, fai mai princess tiger, 'a'e le paumuku e le'o oe o se keige'
ia, pugi laia ma alu e faasusu lau kama, kalofa a malamala age si au kama o loga kama mogi o le saina mai le le cruise ship fefe e...mimika fua ai lea o cheeku ae leiloa e infetile si kama...hahah
chokes cuzzie bra,.

e jen, faapea lava o oukou e kokogi i amerigan dollars, ia o makou o le mule of the mile no dinero faasoloador,...o afea ea e koso ai lou veli, maimau oe ia sam, heheh, pu'e age sau kama o le au 'Lost' ga iiga i HI ..if i was there i'd be camping under a movie star's trailer, ehehe, pugi laia ou ke le kea.

aurevoir mademoiselles

Shark Girl said...

fotu dear o oe foi lea sa feoai ma sam?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ok shadding ub now.

(loooool)

Goddess of Savaii said...

nydia, pugi le pu.

o aso na o anamua anamua lava e le'i develop gi hormones ma gi chromoshones i ga vaikaimi,

pugi laia aua ou ke spill iga loa lau 'ex' box oga pipilo loa lea o le mea...hehehe

Shark Girl said...

geez alright already. no need to bring out your tevaka cd and reminisce on lalovaea days.

but i still remember the red van. and the free candy at lotopa.

ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

oh we was so in luff in the ancient times.

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